There is a job that everyday...
It really must get done.
And you will find that everyone
Agrees...that it’s no fun!
The same is true for Mighty Kings
Who have a throne to drool.
‘Cause when this job does not get done…
Well...things begin to pool.
Like the Kings of Old
With their Knights so bold
We’ve heard the stories told...
How the Mighty Kings of lore and fables
Were brave and oh, so able…
To rule their land with strength and wisdom…
These...Knights of Arthur’s Table!
Well, we’ve a job that’s not so bold...
Butt still it must be done.
It happens many times per day...
It’s...’the cleaning of the buns’!
Yes, those diapers must get changed
Especially on our King!
And if the task does not get done…
A rash on thee he’ll bring!
So bring your weapons to the dual
Be armed with your best sword
‘Cause if you lose, they send you back...
To the diaper changing ward.
Butt you’ll still have some honor there,
Your crusade has got a label:
From this point forth, you’ll now be known...
As the ‘Knight of the Changing Table’!
Ha Ha…Behold…Sir Wipesalot
Ha Ha Ha Ha (infinity)
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