Any Day Now...

The day of his arrival
Is just around the corner
The future Mom is well aware...
I doubt we'll need to warn her!

The crib is ready...the outfits bought
The room is all set up.
We've tried to think of everything...
From bibs to sippy cups.

'The bag' is packed --it's by the door
We're ready for 'the dash'.
Daddy better take it slow...
T'would not be good to crash.

There always seems so much to do,
Not sure we'll get it done.
But we will try our very best...
'Cause soon we'll see our son.

So listen up --it won't be long !
Then you will hear us say:
"A baby's born to Rose and Clint,
Now that's a blessed day!"

Crib Rap, You gettin this?

Yo! -- You checkin out my crib?
Cuz I seen you lookin.
So’s if you don’t belong here dude...
I say...You best be bookin!

Cause this here room is taken, Mac...
I’m settin up shop in this here flat.
And Imma gonna be the King here soon...
So, whatta ya think about dat?

Check out these sheets: Jungle theme!
With wooden bars and padden see.
So’s you can gawk all you want...
But remember Cat...this crib’s for ME!!

Now my Mom’s gonna, lay me down,
And pamper me, the whole day long.
And when I fuss...you can bet...
She’ll be singing to me: a lullaby song!

Boom de boom de boom boom, boom …

These walls are blue…and I’m so cool,
But I need a bottle of milky ju.
So come and listen, to me real soon…
Cause I can’t sing - but I can...coo.

Coo Coo, Coo de Coo…

And when I eat, you can see the mess;
But I have lots of bibs!!
So it’s OK for you to look…
But remember Jack – This here’s: MY crib!

My Crib Jack, mine!

Here, Check it out again, it’s got checkability, Mac!

I’m stylin…You see that pillow? That’s MY pillow! Mine!!

The Final Stretch...

A recent doctor's trip confirmed
"This baby's getting big!"
And mom says that it feels as if...
I'm dancing up a jig.

Mommy never seems at rest
She says: "This watermelons heavy!"
The day of birth will soon be here
I'm sure my Mom is ready!

There is no place called 'comfortable'
At this stage of the game
As the growing boy inside her tummy
I'm think that I'm to blame.

She can't lay on her stomach, duh!
She can't lay on her back
There's just no comfy way to sleep
I'm sorry for this fact!

Every move's an act of congress
Nothing now seems easy
Unless I want to make my mom
Start feeling sorta qweezy!

But momma seems to get along
And usually with a smile
As long as it's not far to go
She couldn't walk a mile.

And Daddy gives her lots of care
A back rub here and there
And anything that he can do
To let her know he cares.

So times are tough, 'the final stretch'
The last 2 months are here
Tho mommy's kinda miserable
She knows the birth day's near

But all the tough days will be lost...
At the moment when they see
And they will know that all the pain
Was worth it when they hold me!

Mom and Daddy love their wiggle worm!

Happy Mother's Day!

It’s Mother’s Day, two thousand eight,
My Mom...she’s ‘making’ me,
And in another month or two…
I’ll finally...be free!

And even though I am not born,
I’m here this Mother’s Day,
And though you probably cannot hear…
I have some things to say:

“I love you Mom. I always will!
I think you are the best.
I thank you for the gift of life,
You gave...to me...your guest!”

I know that I cannot repay,
The sacrifice you’ve made.
To give the gift of life to me's...
A bond, we two, can't trade!

And though I cannot come and wish,
To you: "A Special Day!"
I’m here inside you growing strong,
This Holiday in May!

And yes, I probably shouldn't say:
‘I owe my life to you’
But the facts before us even now,
Would prove...that it is true!

So Mother’s Days may never be...
Quite the same as this one:
Cuz ‘Happy Mother’s Day’ was sent…
From within...to you...from your son!

“I love you Mom! And thanks for sharing...
Your life, with me, your son.
My love for you, my loving Mom…
Will never, ever, be done!”

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!!

The Wiggler

My momma says I tickle her...
That I'm a wiggle worm.
But I'm just in here making room...
So's I can go full term!

There's really not much room in here
This pads a little cramped
I'm wiggling every chance I get
To get this space revamped!

A tickle here, a tickle there
It really must be done
And what's a feller 'spose to do
I gotta have some fun!

Stretch & push -- then wiggle wiggle
Now---give my mom a poke
I'll let 'er know her little one
Has recently awoke.

So, I'll just keep a wiggling
So's you won't have a fear
A wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, kick!
So now you know I'm here"!

So if I keep you up all night
Or make you feel all funny
It's only me ---your wiggly son
At work, inside your tummy!

Wiggle, wiggle, kick!!