America's Most Wanted

BOLO-BOLO-BOLO-BOLO (Be on the Look Out)

Have you seen this Fugitive?


The Fugitive known as "Pork Chops Eat'n"

Here is a side view of those chops:


Look at the size of those whoppers!

Approach with CAUTION, this guy is no one to fool with:


BEWARE of his accomplices, the toughest is pictured here:

AKA 'Smoochie the Cuddler'

He's possibly being harbored by this woman:

AKA 'Computer Hack Grak-e-ella" - Don't let her innocent looks fool ya...she's mean as mean can be, She can take your computer out with a single key stroke!

Pork Chops Eat'n is a master of disguise. He could be anywhere, using any one of his numerous disguises:


Puppy Dog Eyes Eat'n:


Ahhh ShutUp Eat'n:


Ehh, You talkin to me Eat'n:


Giggle Pants Eat'n:


I Didn't Do it Eat'n:


Straight Face Eat'n:


U want a Piece of me Eat'n?:



And "Ain't I Adorable Eat'n":


If you see this Desparado...do not attempt to pick him up, smooch him, or grab those chubby little cheeks! Consider him 'Charmed & Courageous'...He will use every trick in the book to get what he wants. And he is a master at his craft! This is your last warning...don't get sucked into the 'Nightlight Zone' for there is no coming back.

Whooooooooooo...Just you wait till Halloween!