Who weighs some 15 pounds...
Would be an easy sight to see
While lying on the ground!
But I can lie here very still,
As quiet as a mouse.
And no one seems to even know...
That I am in the house!
Like hunting rabbits in the woods,
My camouflage on tight.
I'm right before your very eyes...
Hidden in plain sight!
So if you're trompin in these parts,
Be careful where you walk,
Or you will step on me and then...
For sure you'll hear a squawk!
'Cause I'm invisible you see,
In my cute hunting suit.
And you will never know I'm here...
Unless I slip, and toot!
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